Nope, you are right! This is NOT my Kitten. It has TWO eyes. Lucky little thing. Or maybe not so little (check out the tummy). This a wonderful story. Susan from work got a phone call from her husband. He and one of their daughters had been out jogging when this kitty came out of the woods and started following them, meowing all the way. They knew the little thing was going to follow them all the way home, so Susan picked them (husband, daughter and mewing kitty) up with the car.
And three and a half hours later they had these: