Nope, this isn't Kitten (note it has TWO eyes). This is a kitty I found at an apartment complex. The story I got from the folks there is that he/she (?) "has been around a long time," "someone moved and left him/her" (?), "everyone in the building feeds it," and "here Mittens." The last was from a heavy black woman in culinary attire. She kept calling the cat, but totally ignored me.
He/she is really big, and not too underweight. Actually pretty good for such a large frame. And the fur was glossy though filled with pine pollen. Can you see the fangs? I am not kidding; just like a saber toothed tiger. The kitty drooled a bit. Perhaps because of the teeth, but maybe because of illness.
I couldn't bring it home. (Insert the many reasons here.) I hate when people abandon their pets, and I believe it would be better off at a shelter than left in a parking lot.